Kurtacus

A man born of runite and unicorn travels the Autumn Plains to reach the city of YouTube Livestream to meet his maker.

Background
A peach and duck farmer struggling to afford rent gone rogue to pursue his dream as a clergyman. Blessed with the gift of prophecy, Kurtacus packs his things and moves away from the Autumn Plains to the YouTube Livestream mountains to prepare for the Friday 8PM EST - TBD and Saturday 4PM EST - TBD z u c c with the occasional off calendar Monday - Thursday 10AM PST z u c c.

Kurtacus wakes up 3 years later upon the highest pearl aerie with a D-bs emoji pillow beneath him. This was the first and only necessary occurrence of forced allegiance.

Thankful for the mercy that D-bs bestowed upon him, pre and post z u c c, he spends the rest of his days spreading the word of the Livestream to the lost people traveling through the mountains.

Kurtacus adopted the homosexual lifestyle after his 3 year coma.

Skills and abilities

 * Prophecy: D-bs came to him in a dream and told him to meet him in the mountains at the end of the fortnight.
 * Beastmaster: Kurtacus has shown adept abilities in taming wild ducks and the occasional furry concubine.
 * Homosexuality: Kurtacus is completely immune to the female gaze and will "slap a hoe" if he has to. This has shown up in many Livestreams and has proven to be a valuable asset to the Church of D-bs of Latter-day Saints.
 * Self-inflicting pyromancy: Due to his sub-par intelligence quotient but peculiar knack for the ancient Magicks, spontaneous human combustion has become a signature self defense mechanism for this prophet.

Fuck Ups

 * Was born.
 * Goes to college.
 * Fell in love with SSPatches.